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THE GOOD LORD GAVE US GUNS - To protect us from the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals


TAGS: dinos guns homos jesus god christ religion christianity
Rating: 2.84/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:32 pm
more like WWJS. who would jesus shoot


GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


CONTUMACIOUS -


TAGS: contumacious ugly drag crossdresser homo fag gay
Rating: 2.57/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:10 am
I think Darwin is throwing in the towel.
Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:17 am
If that's your mother Dilly, than DAMN, do I feel sorry for you.
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:53 am
That's my Mom!
rerun - April 20, 2009, 7:59 pm

see, the boy meets the girl, then they date. On the 3rd date, he puts his "thing" in her "thing". Later, she finds out she is pregnant. Then she drinks lots of coolaid, cause her cousin told her that is the way to get un-pregnant. In 9 months, Viola!
fdfdfddddfdfdfdf - April 20, 2009, 7:50 pm
How can such a thing exist!


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Giving us an excuse to punch little girls in the face since 1955




LIBERALISM - Thinks you can spread peace and happiness by shoving flowers, sunshine and love up everyone's ass!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.78/5

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HAHA - April 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Liberals are useless.
mike - October 5, 2008, 12:11 am
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=23933
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 10:54 am
liberal- from the latin root 'liber'. meaning = free. God, now who would want that???
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:57 am
Dude, I don't blow things up. Anyway, you would have to beg me to fuck you cuz I'm not into bigots.
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Don't flatter yourself Unidentified Liberal. I wouldn't give you the chance to fuck me. So, save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:46 am
I'd fuck Phil and MadMSG with a flowers, sunshine, rainbows, and love anyday. Unfortunately, they might just like it.
MadMSG - June 22, 2008, 4:58 pm
Right on, Phil!


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GAY - Sent you a card.


TAGS: homo
Rating: 2.88/5

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HOMOPHOBIA - Hatred is not a family value ...


TAGS: homophobia hatred not family value
Rating: 3.76/5

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Amren - July 23, 2011, 6:15 am
Leider, nein. Das ist falsch. The First Amendment protects you from the Government. Insult my wife to my face and see if there aren't reprecussions. Can't hide behind the First Amendment.
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:16 am
You're probably both right. Freedom of speech is also a fundamental right in our constitution (Germany). It's protection from Gov but there's a so called "indirect third-party effect" between citizens. Same in the USA I guess...
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:06 am
Verdeckt: 5L...
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 1:15 pm
Gentlemen, you're both entitled to your opinions. That being said, there's no reason to get snippy with each other over it. If you want to argue constitutional law with each other, do it through the PMs please.
Amren - July 21, 2011, 1:00 pm
No, it doesn't. Don't know why you're having the problem understanding it. Maybe you should attend my Constitution Class before you make another mistake re: the Constitution. Read it. It's in English.
Budog - July 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
No, the 1st Amendment also gives you the freedom to speak freely and to disagree with someone and express that. So the 1st Amendment does protect our personal opinions and speech. It's easy I have no clue why this is confusing to you...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:30 pm
You obviously misunderstand the First Amendment. The First Amendment only protects you from the Government. Not from people that disagree with you. Just ask the Dixie Chicks about their album sales after bashing Bush...
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:20 am
I have no problem with same sex marriage, why shouldn't they suffer?
Budog - July 18, 2011, 7:12 pm
Well, that is your opinion. Thanks to the 1st Amendment you are free to voice it, but I respectfully disagree.
MPsniper - July 18, 2011, 5:01 am
neither is same sex marriage


Hate from Fear -


TAGS: marriage homophobia shakespeare
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 11:37 am

OK, we know your opinion. No need to keep stating it. If you don't like the poster topic, vote however you choose but refrain from making comments that will incite debate & discord. I hope we are really clear on this, as I will not let you ruin this site
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 10:29 am
Try reading the poster. You must be scared s***less by the topic.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 10:17 am
same s e x marriage is disgusting. it is abhorrent. wrong is wrong. no amount of public acceptance will ever make it anything but wrong.


CAT SCRATCH FEVER - Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only 1..


TAGS: homosexuality
Rating: 3.68/5


KANYE WEST IS - when you just need to know




HOMOPHOBIA - With All the Evil in the World Our Main Priority Must be Stopping Non Bible-Approved Love


TAGS: gay homophobia equality
Rating: 2.88/5

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Lena - August 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
God loves everyone. Straights don't own God.


THIS WEEK ON "HEROES" - Things Get A Bit Kinky


TAGS: herohomos
Rating: 2.09/5

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Derek - January 12, 2010, 9:10 pm
Yes, has a very suckimota


DISCRIMINATION - Baseball fans are people too.




HOMOS NAKED - He likes to see them!




HOMO MILK -




UR PUTER -


TAGS: computer homo gay invented so what
Rating: 2.81/5

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Anonymoose - April 16, 2009, 12:20 am
I think its supposed to be a joke, like she is pro-gay rights and is ponting out the ridiculousness of anti-gay propaganda. She's holding a gay pride flag.


GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her ass if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.


CAVALRY OFFICERS - How Homoeroticism and Warfare first met




GOT MILK ? - No Thanks, I'll Take A Pass.


TAGS: homo tasting milk
Rating: 3.9/5

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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:42 am
Nice. I'm with you, MustyK. 5L.


WHY ME? -


TAGS: do i need to become homosexuell sausage fest syndrome
Rating: 3.79/5

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forseti - May 21, 2010, 5:00 pm
Honey, please... YOU are the one who shows everybody his stinger with your avatar! ;)
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 11:33 am
try? I thought you....oh never mind...


TEXAS - There Are Two Things In Texas, Queers & Steers. I Guess We Dont Need To Ask What Group They Belong To.




No Homo -


TAGS: homo gay
Rating: 1.67/5

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HOMONYMS - No!! When I said 'Bare-chested', I meant...


TAGS: teddy bear bare homonyms fail
Rating: 4.1/5

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HAL8999 - May 20, 2010, 5:49 am
How many times have we paid out good money to see 'Bear-Naked Wimmen'??
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:49 pm
That htere is a Cubby Coat (patent pending)... give it a moment... it takes itself off... with or without their permission.


HIV TEST - The longest two weeks of your life...


TAGS: hiv aids test gay homo straight
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - October 23, 2009, 2:39 pm

Hey - you gotta admit now that the test came back negative....you did have a good time at that party. Don't make me post those pictures.
Sean - July 14, 2009, 3:14 pm
Actually, the longest two weeks would be doing the kinda things that would then prompt me to wanna take one of those tests.


I APOLOGIZE - Someone has lied to you


TAGS: awesome not haha stupid homo
Rating: 2.47/5

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me - April 18, 2009, 11:08 am
ha this guys in my class!


DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Not necessary in parts of Florida... (or San Fran...)




COURAGE - Looking the gay judge in the eye and disagreeing with his "lifestyle," knowing it will cost you your rightfully-earned crown.


TAGS: carrie prejean perez hilton gay homo homosexual miss california pageant universe
Rating: 2.37/5

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Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:09 pm
smokin hot insane but smokin hot
idiots - May 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
She didnt lose the crown because if donald says she's in, shes in. Donald hates fags too obviously.
Yup - May 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
Haha, i know why Perez Hilton is so mad... looking at Carrie Prejean up on stage must have "set him straight". Or in other words, Prejean is so hot, Perez isnt gay anymore! now excuse me while I complete my objective for clicking on this poster "fap". Ha
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 12:30 pm
Because, LD, his agenda was as hidden as his sexuality. He did not do himself any favors.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:40 pm
I wonder why that flaming beotch Perez didn't ask that question of all the contestants? I wonder which ones would have folded knowing that the fudgepacker asking the question would vote them down if they were honest? Kudos to this lady!
Anonymous2 - May 6, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait a sec... Perez Hilton is gay? What the hell is he doing judging a women's beauty contest, then? That's like asking a deaf man judging a music contest.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Also, my punctuation is correct.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 9:44 am
In a contest the object is to win, unless you have convictions. At that point those with convictions do not yield, and those without demonstrate their cowardice and corruption and do what they can to win. See: Arlen Specter.
Bob Chin - May 6, 2009, 7:37 am
Wait just a second....Perez Hilton is gay!!! Wow, I wonder if his sisters knew about that. Not that Paris wouldn't be down with it, shes all like "that's hott", with nearly everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:28 am
You, agdaniele, are a hero on the front of the Great Grammar War of 2009. I salute you! Vive Le Punctuation!
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:43 pm
I'd also like to point out the punctuation placed AFTER the end quotes. It actually DOES feel better.
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
Courage? I disagree. It's a contest... in a contest, the object is to win. You're taking a gross lapse in situational awareness and intelligence and labeling it as "courage". Opinion aside, it was a shining moment of ignorance.


HOMEOWNERS - I own you, holmes.


TAGS: homo ners
Rating: 2.21/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Dylan Moran - Monster... " i've tried, i HAVE TRIED to get home with the downies" - also, not how close they're standing. let alone the kissing.


CLASS - Yeah the extreme leftists like Michael Moore and Sean Penn have that... WTF?!?


TAGS: homowood hollywierd class fags
Rating: 2.03/5
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 4:14 pm
Yet you can't find any problem in their logic worth listing here, can you? So please, stop posting.
HA HA HA - May 28, 2008, 3:26 pm
Liberals really really REALLY want to use logic, but they are incapable; by definition.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 17, 2008, 2:19 am
And caps lock faggotry to boot.
Mayor f Idiotsville - May 17, 2008, 2:18 am
Get this: the piece of shit who regularly utters the following words is talking about "class": "eat a dick. REALLY EAT IT YOU FUCKTARD!" That's rich.
Neal - May 15, 2008, 10:52 am
I think the point here is that... it takes a lot of "class" and "guts" to trash the President who is protecting our liberties. It really must be an illness to obsess on the Hatred of Bush as much as so many do.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:48 pm
So then you agree with the point about Bush supporters and merely wish to add that they do not enjoy a monopoly on classlessness. I bet that on that point you and the previous poster dude likely agree. So it's all good.


SOPHOMORES - The greatest thing about Boise High




APOSTROPHES - Some don't get them.


TAGS: grammar gay homosexuality rainbow computers protest signs stupid american
Rating: 1.5/5
Awesome - October 2, 2009, 4:54 pm
Yeah for homosexuals!!! $10 says she used some kind of computer to design/make the sign...
h - July 20, 2008, 12:09 am
This is the average American mother, doing what she does best.


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: hammy the homocidal hamster
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
Live fast, DIE YOUNG !
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 9:04 pm
LOL! Armageddon.


ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETARY -


TAGS: arlington cemetary homosexuals hero honor
Rating: 3.4/5

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RetiredUSNChief - November 7, 2015, 12:16 am
So you don't get it. Whoopie. My point is that ALL the people buried at Arlington are honored for who they were and the sacrifices and services they performed for their country. From former slaves to spouses to military, and everybody else including gays.
yoda60 - October 16, 2015, 3:06 pm
If you'll look very carefully, the itemized list comments on position status, office held, nationality, or family status... WHO CARES about 'gays' - that's a choice. Doesn't fit the theme AT ALL.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:23 pm
How many left handed soldiers?Point well made Chief.
RetiredUSNChief - May 5, 2013, 9:23 am
Ah, fudge! I hate it when I do that!
Iconoclast - May 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Cemetery? or Cemetery
EmilioDumphque - May 4, 2013, 10:12 pm
Up to 4%. (16,000)


THE LIFE YOU SAVE -


TAGS: mack and noodles in homocidal repose
Rating: 3.19/5

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Sean - April 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
Crap, Culos did one based on this pic in early March (it just showed up on the left side margin and I clicked on it to check). I mean I figured this pic had been used before, but not that recently. Otherwise I wouldn't sent it in so soon.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 11:25 pm
Cutely deadly.
Silvermist - April 30, 2009, 11:06 pm
That kitten is ridiculously cute!
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'm afraid to now. Why's it asking me if I want to "share the root of the drive"?
Sean - April 30, 2009, 10:47 pm
That's just a little arrangement I have with Admin. But go ahead and try again, you've been cleared by the tower for take off.
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 10:45 pm
Hmmm, when I tried to look at anything in your portfolio rated below a 3, my CPU locked up and required a reboot. True story.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 10:19 pm
cringe-worthy stuff out there thanks to moi. Just not much of recent vintage, I'm happy to say.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
If by "churned out" you mean made sweet love to one of "man's best friends" then I must say "NO, THAT'S GROSS." (Why, what have you heard?) Otherwise, yes, many's a time. I just can't seem to think of any right now. No really, there's plenty of ...
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 10:10 pm
Sean, I'm still pretty new at the game, but have you ever churned out a dog??? 5L - again.


HOMOSEXUALS - First they came for your marriage, then they came for your snackcakes




U.S. OF A. - Home to atheists who live under the slogan God Bless America


TAGS: usa america atheist homo
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:08 pm
I just don't believe any of us know for sure. I'll deal with it when I get there.
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 2:07 pm
Also, atheism is not believing in a God(s), it's not saying nothing exists
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 2:06 pm
When I was agnostic I saw it as "I don't know, I don't care. Leave me alone"
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
i really don't feel like arguing the matter though
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
i think that's what amuses me most about atheists is the arrogance of making a statement of fact that god does not exist while there is no possible way to prove he does or does not either way it's a matter of faith as far as i see it
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
Agnostic, defined.
Hector - June 27, 2009, 1:51 pm
It's not even a philosophy. It's merely a statement, "I don't believe there is a god (or gods)." For me, it's a statement that only the natural world exists, rejecting the supernatural out of hand as not only unproven but impossible to prove.
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
not its a philosophy...and as far as freedom of religion you've apparently never read that amendment either as it simply states the government cannot establish a state religion ala the church of england
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 1:15 pm
Atheism is not a religion.
U.S. of A. - June 27, 2009, 4:19 am
where atheists live surrounded by complete morons who dont know their own consitution.. Atheism is a religion, and under the constitution they have the right to Sue your ass off if you tell them to GTFO because they are atheist. religious freedom FT


Overpopulated -


TAGS: overpopulated hell church sign homophobia
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 2:34 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 26, 2015, 2:32 pm
Dammit...I thought I had a 5L spot reserved!


Brokeback Hill -


TAGS: gay homosexuality cowboys men lgbt
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - October 1, 2016, 10:19 pm
Thanks, TO yours.
concern3 - October 1, 2016, 7:32 pm
Funny, UP yours


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